CONSTANTLY SLIGHTLY DRUNK

speedwanker:

I hate summer because it means I can’t layer and I have to show my legs

05-21-13 56   via → littlecrescentmoon   source: speedwanker

thedaintysquid:

cat forgets she’s sticking her tongue out [x]

OH MY GOSH.

05-21-13 18796   via → littlecrescentmoon   source: rebelwillson
#tongue kitty!!!! #jemima does this all the time omg

appropriately-inappropriate:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

Here’s a handy bit of advice. The ‘Fingernail Test’ is actually flawed; it just shows the difference between first and second pane mirrors.

More accurately, to ascertain if the mirror is one or two way, trust the Mirropane people (the guys who make these mirrors). 

A fake mirror will always be set into the wall like a window or a door, not hung. If you can slide a fingernail between the mirror and the wall, it’s almost certainly just a mirror. If it’s recessed, do the following:

Cup your hands around your face and peer into the mirror. Some light will seep into the other room and should be enough to illuminate just a little bit—which is enough to tell you that’s not your fucking reflection and you should GTFO.

Secondly, aural clues are your friend. A regular mirror, since it backs against a wall, will produce a dull thud when tapped, whereas an observation glass, sharing the same mechanics as an aquarium, will echo.


05-21-13 18792   via → bestiesnotestes   source: jaycubs
Anonymous: From what I can find - it is real and the women aren't told about it. The fact that this is a thing has made my jaw drop.

yeah i knew it was real i nearly went to that nightclub once?

i don’t get surprised by this stuff anymore tbh, but at least it’s getting some recognition now, if enough people complain they’ll lose business and something might be done

Anonymous: Sounds expensive.

why dyou think i have two jobs

trusting-the-disgusting:

whatdoyoumeantherumsgone:

trusting-the-disgusting:

whatdoyoumeantherumsgone:

trusting-the-disgusting:

crocsthemusical:

whatdoyoumeantherumsgone:

What a great thing to wake up to

I’m done with Scotland right now

I’m presuming the women are told or thats pretty much slavery, i don’t believe this even for a moment, it seems to be an ad for a recording studio.

Daily mail has nothing on it, maybe it is true

thanks for the irrelevant stupid male opinion

  • Stupid? Yes.
  • Male? Yes.
  • Opinion? Yes.

But the phrase “Stupid male opinion” makes it sound as if all male opinions are stupid to you just because mine were ill informed and rum induced, I do hope thats not the case.  

I’ve since read up on this and its exactly how it sounds! What a grim, shit and utterly grotesque idea. *Shudder*

Sorry we got off on the wrong foot, slavery isn’t the word i meant but the more tired i get the more shit my thesaurus gets :)

male opinions on issues such like these are stupid and irrelevant yes i’m glad you understand, well done for googling something

And here’s me thinking this was just a tumblr misunderstanding but nope, you’re just condescending and a little but of a fucker. 

#i d o n t c a r e
Anonymous: Are you actually 'constantly slightly drunk'?

yes

memejacker:

genderweed:

jointheiww:

genderweed:

jointheiww:

genderweed:

everytime theres a sex scene in game of thrones just remember the books were written by this man and this man alone

The books and the series are two very different things

both set in a realm spawned from this man’s mind and both have copious amounts of sex

What was your point to begin with

you know what i dont remember anymore

Martin said he doesnt care for the copious amounts of unnecessary sex scenes in the show

there isn’t even that much sex in the books??? i’ve never understood why people alway say that, his characters are well-written real people and real people have sex so~

05-20-13 23   via → gatsbywasacommiee   source: genderweed
#dont get me started on the series tho

im going to the uni’s music ball tomorrow

i GUESS i should PROBABLY shave my legs

#woe is my life

trusting-the-disgusting:

whatdoyoumeantherumsgone:

trusting-the-disgusting:

crocsthemusical:

whatdoyoumeantherumsgone:

What a great thing to wake up to

I’m done with Scotland right now

I’m presuming the women are told or thats pretty much slavery, i don’t believe this even for a moment, it seems to be an ad for a recording studio.

Daily mail has nothing on it, maybe it is true

thanks for the irrelevant stupid male opinion

  • Stupid? Yes.
  • Male? Yes.
  • Opinion? Yes.

But the phrase “Stupid male opinion” makes it sound as if all male opinions are stupid to you just because mine were ill informed and rum induced, I do hope thats not the case.  

I’ve since read up on this and its exactly how it sounds! What a grim, shit and utterly grotesque idea. *Shudder*

Sorry we got off on the wrong foot, slavery isn’t the word i meant but the more tired i get the more shit my thesaurus gets :)

male opinions on issues such like these are stupid and irrelevant yes i’m glad you understand, well done for googling something

#cookie 4 u

xxglassxxwings:

whatdoyoumeantherumsgone:

What a great thing to wake up to

Ladies here’s a tip to see if its spy glass. Put the tip of your finger to the mirror if the reflection appers to touch then its a fake and if its a real mirror it will look like there’s a gap between your finger and the reflection. Remember: if there Isn’t a space get out of that place.

wow that’s really great thanks!!!!!

05-20-13 51   via → xxglassxxwings   source: whatdoyoumeantherumsgone

vilecrocodile:

did you know that since 2000 there have been exactly two superhero movies made that focus on a female superhero and both were spin-offs from a movie about a male superhero

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05-20-13 1245   via → bestiesnotestes   source: vilecrocodile

I finally got to this episode!!!

#gilmore girls #no shame its the best!!!!

ozthenekomaster:

amarasama:

buzzfeed:

Man, cats sure are dumb sometimes.

That really depends on what they’re trying to accomplish.

Yeah, I wouldn’t say they’re dumb. They’re daring.

05-20-13 33133   via → moethelawn   source: buzzfeed
#kITTIES!!!!!

Eyebrow appreciation selfie

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